Spam Poem

NaPoWiMo - Day 26 - As for today’s prompt, well, Tooth For Truth has reminded me of the fervent and wonderful world of spam-poems. All those horrible emails you get asking whether you would be interested in the enlargement of various parts of your body? Well, they are primordial lingual soups, just waiting for you to extract a carbon here, an adjective there, and create poems.

Dear Sisters in Christ,

Mrs. Sussan Rodaine and Mrs. Rose Manase,

I am in receipt of your personal e-mails

and I send my condolences

upon the deaths of your respective and reputable husbands,

your recent diagnoses of terminal illnesses,

and for your dilemmas regarding

the large sums of money you have on deposit in the

reputable banks referred to in your correspondence.

I must however respectfully decline further contact with you

and the possibility of gaining unimaginable wealth because

as stated in your e-mail

“The Bible made us to understand that

blessed is the hand that giveth”.

I wish also to be a giving hand.

This is to inform you that by separate e-mail, on the same day

I received your correspondence, I also received

and email that Ivanka Trump Has A Baby Bump

I am attaching that e-mail to this correspondence

and encourage you to contact Mrs. Trump

in the belief that she will be most benefited

by your generous offers.